Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Chip & Dale's Treeduck ride, nightly mutating in the fading candlelight
Chip & Dale's Treeduck
October 18, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Six pixies (from www.DeedlePlace.com)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Treeduck is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed tattoos, projectile-vomiting propensity, or nasal, cardiac, hair, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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