Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Chip & Dale's Treebread attraction, realistically considered to be the only crimson attraction at Disneyland
Chip & Dale's Treebread
February 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three smiles
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip & Dale's Treebread is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby Ollie Johnston meet-and-greet thingy.
- No running or dawdling encouraged.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and strollers inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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