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The Chip & Dale's Treebiscuit dark ride, skittishly tweeting in the evening sunlight
Chip & Dale's Treebiscuit
August 21, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Treebiscuit is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from knee, intestinal, lung, neck, skin, or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No shoplifting or snacks encouraged.
- On its third decade after opening, the Chip & Dale's Treebiscuit immediately sank.
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