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Above: John Wayne's partner-licking photo of Chip & Dale's Treebattle
Chip & Dale's Treebattle
January 31, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip & Dale's Treebattle is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something longer.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character autograph place.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from February 7 until perhaps June 15.
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