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Wally Boag's shuttle-striking photo of Chip & Dale's Torchhouse
Chip & Dale's Torchhouse
February 22, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip & Dale's Torchhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times.
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