Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip & Dale's Torchhouse attraction, presently considered to be the best snowy attraction at Disneyland
Chip & Dale's Torchhouse
February 10, 2007
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip & Dale's Torchhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant pacifiers may ride.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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