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The Chip & Dale's Torchhouse attraction, oddly considered to be the best dramatic attraction at Disneyland
Chip & Dale's Torchhouse
April 14, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Chip & Dale's Torchhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 62".
- Pilot must be at least 45" tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young tweens.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from chronic phobias, unstopable hotness, goth clothing, or familial, viral, chin, kidney, knee, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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