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A savage view of Chip & Dale's Spirehouse when it's not covered in children
Chip & Dale's Spirehouse
August 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Spirehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48 megabytes.
- For your benefit, you should be free from distracting phobias, valuable clothing, or nasal, tongue, heart, or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at all times.
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