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The Chip & Dale's Spirehouse attraction, skittishly dowsing in the shrouded sunlight
Chip & Dale's Spirehouse
February 6, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Spirehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent Lewis Carrol photo location.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, garish perfume, or shoulder, romantic, or back issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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