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Picture: The Chip & Dale's Spirehouse attraction as seen from the top of a hideaway
Chip & Dale's Spirehouse
November 20, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Chip & Dale's Spirehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and squares inside the entangling vines at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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