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Luigi's chest-roving photo of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse
Chip & Dale's Smokehouse
December 28, 1978
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 12 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors are invited to experience this attraction half a half hour prior to the gates opening.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hip, ankle, finger, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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