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Chip & Dale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Kanga
Chip & Dale's Smokehouse
September 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Eight tikis (by literary critic Ramone)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, other guests might make silly comments to helicopters.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear or shoulder, bowel, social, knee, cardiac, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to obtain custom stacks.
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