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The Chip & Dale's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the best ingenious attraction at Disneyland
Chip & Dale's Smokehouse
January 10, 2011
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a soda to enter.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or intestinal, immunological, kidney, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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