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The Chip & Dale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Chip & Dale's Smokehouse
August 11, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or knee or kidney disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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