Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Chip & Dale's Silhouettehouse attraction during refurbishment
Chip & Dale's Silhouettehouse
February 15, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Silhouettehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive zombies.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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