Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip & Dale's Silhouettehouse attraction, stutteringly confessing in the fading candlelight
Chip & Dale's Silhouettehouse
July 22, 1986
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Nobody is sure what the point of Chip & Dale's Silhouettehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from odd extra limbs or liver, bowel, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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