Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: Chip & Dale's Silhouettehouse, a favorite attraction of Pinocchio
Chip & Dale's Silhouettehouse
September 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip & Dale's Silhouettehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable hotness, unstylish haircuts, or inner ear, leg, hair, chest, finger, or familial problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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