Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Chip & Dale's Shuttlehouse, a favorite thrill ride of Aurora
Chip & Dale's Shuttlehouse
September 10, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter fairies
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip & Dale's Shuttlehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this thrill ride will be crammed full of goths.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Bumping may occur.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this thrill ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Thrill ride is closed for unforseen repainting from January 3 through May 1.
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