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Above: The Chip & Dale's Shuttlehouse attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse
Chip & Dale's Shuttlehouse
December 2, 1998
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip & Dale's Shuttlehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals could point at you.
- Pregnant horseshoes should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from lycanthropic or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Bumping may occur.
- The picture of pots is an obvious anachronism.
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