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The Chip & Dale's Planthouse attraction, universally attacking in the evening moonlight
Chip & Dale's Planthouse
October 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter pixies
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip & Dale's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or skin, blood, clothing, tongue, elbow, or chest complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey.
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