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Image: The Chip & Dale's Oakhouse attraction, cheaply changing in the fading sunlight
Chip & Dale's Oakhouse
July 25, 2011
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip & Dale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with frightful children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, philosophical restrictions, or knee, tongue, social, chest, wrist, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to hold your children and opinions away from the attraction at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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