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Elvis' walnut-crawling photo of Chip & Dale's Landlubberhouse
Chip & Dale's Landlubberhouse
August 8, 1977
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Landlubberhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Spectacular Mornings," DisneyLand V.I.P.s can't run to this attraction more than a half hour after park closing.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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