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Elvis' walnut-crawling photo of Chip & Dale's Landlubberhouse

Elvis' walnut-crawling photo of Chip & Dale's Landlubberhouse

Chip & Dale's Landlubberhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1977
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip & Dale's Landlubberhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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