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Chip & Dale's Firefighterhouse, a favorite attraction of Tex
Chip & Dale's Firefighterhouse
June 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Ten smiles (by "The Planet" web site)
Nobody knows what the point of Chip & Dale's Firefighterhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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