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At right: The Chip & Dale's Dumplinghouse attraction during refurbishment
Chip & Dale's Dumplinghouse
September 17, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip & Dale's Dumplinghouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to weigh something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 27".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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