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Image: An arid view of Chip & Dale's Crayonhouse when it's not inundated in children
Chip & Dale's Crayonhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 27, 2008
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes
Description
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip & Dale's Crayonhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from finger, hip, leg, bowel, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and glasses away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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