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Picture: The Chip & Dale's Cavernhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its remote anniversary
Chip & Dale's Cavernhouse
October 31, 1981
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip & Dale's Cavernhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to go on this attraction at least once.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or shoulder or lycanthropic disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and legs inside the vehicle at all times or else.
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