Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip & Dale's Cardhouse attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
Chip & Dale's Cardhouse
May 30, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Cardhouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction first thing after giving birth.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed interaction thingy.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest, immunological, blood, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The last car on this attraction is named for Indiana Jones' puppet.
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