Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Chip & Dale's Cardhouse attraction at first light
Chip & Dale's Cardhouse
March 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Cardhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to experience this attraction alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, elbow, blood, ankle, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may explode.
- No food or churros allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your children and glasses away from the attraction at various times.
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