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Leota's youth-cranking photo of Chip & Dale's Cardhouse
Chip & Dale's Cardhouse
October 29, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip & Dale's Cardhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable character interaction garden.
- Minimum height 25".
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and legs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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