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The Chip & Dale's Cardhouse attraction at dusk

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Chip & Dale's Cardhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 11, 1979
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Designed by: Intellectually impaired toddlers

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip & Dale's Cardhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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