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Alan Menken's jar-writhing photo of Chip & Dale's Cardhouse
Chip & Dale's Cardhouse
July 8, 2001
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Nobody really knows what the point of Chip & Dale's Cardhouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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