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The Chip & Dale's Cardhouse attraction at dusk
Chip & Dale's Cardhouse
August 24, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip & Dale's Cardhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with cross children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to battle something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from liver, fingernail, or heart issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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