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The Chip & Dale's Bandhouse attraction during repairs
Chip & Dale's Bandhouse
May 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Bandhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland vacationers should long for this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to park closing.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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