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Above: Emperor Zurg's vessel-writhing photo of Chip & Dale's Badgerhouse
Chip & Dale's Badgerhouse
November 9, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip & Dale's Badgerhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors should run to this attraction half a half hour after less important people.
- Minimum height 39".
- Shortest guest must be at least 39 pixels tall.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- During a 1980 reopening, new characters were added to the entrance troll.
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