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Above: The Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse
March 22, 1963
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're flowery)
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you steal something that doesn't involve adults.
- The top of Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse can be viewed from as far away as Kentucky.
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