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The Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse attraction as seen from the top of Japan
Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse
November 21, 1965
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
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