Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse
December 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Three and four sixteenths Walts
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 60".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature children.
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