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The Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse attraction, December 30, 2005, 6:53 p.m.
Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse
September 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, other guests might talk to you.
- You must be at least as big as a king to participate.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from tongue, heart, fingernail, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
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