Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse attraction at park closing
Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse
November 24, 2007
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After crashing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something with a different ambiance.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Negative Werewolf") are invited to bypass this attraction as much as a half hour prior to the gates opening.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
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