Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the best foolish attraction at Disneyland
Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse
June 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 22 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip & Dale's Archaeologisthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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