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The Chip & Dale's Applehouse dark ride, overtly considered to be the best scandalous dark ride at Disneyland
Chip & Dale's Applehouse
September 16, 1966
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip & Dale's Applehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals could pick on you.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive drooling, skimpy clothing, or stomach, tongue, nasal, lung, or liver disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No dancing or drinks encouraged.
- Because this is a noisy dark ride, children are required to obtain pirate waivers.
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