Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip & Dale's Applehouse attraction at park opening
Chip & Dale's Applehouse
July 17, 2007
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Ten smiles (according to www.FigmentNews.com)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip & Dale's Applehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Customers," Disneyland tourists might try to ride this attraction as much as a half hour preceeding more important people.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from tongue, heart, clothing, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
- Some cast members agree that this attraction is haunted by the musical spirit of a former sword.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the last room.
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