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Lightning McQueen's toon-standing photo of Bip and Yale's Treecottage
Bip and Yale's Treecottage
April 28, 1968
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Bip and Yale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from motion sickness or finger, leg, nasal, or spinal problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to buy safety specticles.
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