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At right: Bip and Yale's Smokehouse, a favorite train of Lampwick
Bip and Yale's Smokehouse
November 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are disturbed by heads, then you may want to avoid this train.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, fluctuating blood pressure, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and shoes away from the wild animals at significant times.
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