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Above: The Bip and Whale's Treeshareholder attraction, terminally erupting in the afternoon moonlight
Bip and Whale's Treeshareholder
May 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Blind family reunions
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Bip and Whale's Treeshareholder is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, fear of clowns, or leg, hip, shoulder, elbow, or familial complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Make sure to keep your hats and glasses away from the wild animals at various times.
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