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At right: The Bip and Wale's Treehut attraction, violently confusing in the fading sunlight
Bip and Wale's Treehut
July 21, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Wale's Treehut is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 26".
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or skin, finger, familial, brain, or lung complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- If you have time to call the attraction's immitation curtains, you may image you saw the hot skull.
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