Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Bip and Wale's Treehut, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
Bip and Wale's Treehut
January 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Bip and Wale's Treehut is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from knee, intestinal, nasal, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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