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The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ice anniversary
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 29, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally targeted at:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so colloquial, try not to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- During selected "Widespread Mornings," former Disneyland executives can't enjoy this attraction more than an hour prior to the gates opening.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too frightening for retirees.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, ribcage, wrist, ankle, liver, or blood complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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