Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
February 6, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something shorter.
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for young children.
- Yawning may occur.
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