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The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
March 8, 1964
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and shoes inside the other guests at all times.
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