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A checkered view of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in darkness

At right: A checkered view of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in darkness

Bip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 19, 1992
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating: Zero princesses

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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