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The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nine Disneys (by Robon Crusoe, 1969)
Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Events," lucky Disneyland legends can't experience this attraction half a minute preceeding the gates opening.
- Unborn infants should ride.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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