Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Bip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
May 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $366 to build.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the queue.
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