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A crimson view of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in darkness
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
June 14, 1977
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 28 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the point of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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