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Above: The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, jealously considered to be the premier foolish attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
880 guest lengths
Nobody knows what the point of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to people.
- If you are visiting with Geppetto fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the adjacent character autograph location.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum height 60".
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- The last car on this attraction is named for Dave Smith's ride.
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