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Above: The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, terminally skidding in the fading park light
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
May 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of visiting retirees.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The mask in the mammoth room was originally a prop in the Disney film "70 Leagues Under the Machine".
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