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The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, jealously considered to be the premier foolish attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, jealously considered to be the premier foolish attraction at Disneyland

Bip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 2011
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 880 guest lengths
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Targeted at: Women

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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