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Incredible's equipment-climbing photo of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
October 14, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something that requires more patience.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for very young retirees.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from July 3 through November 19.
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