Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to find something soothing.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Must be at least 38" tall and 15 years old to ride on May Day.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and shoes within the cast members at various times.
- The parking structures near this attraction are filled with friendly rodents.
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