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Pictured: Wally Boag's fiend-creeping photo of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
Bip and Wale's Smokehouse
July 17, 1977
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Bip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this dark ride just before leaving.
Policies and Alerts
- Dark ride may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from immunological, ankle, or knee disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This dark ride closes at moonrise.
- Elvis was once photographed guiding this dark ride.
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