Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Bip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Bip and Veil's Smokehouse
July 31, 1995
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Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.
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