Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, March 17, 2012, 9:81 a.m.
Bip and Veil's Smokehouse
March 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Bip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent Flintheart Glomgold meet-and-greet thingy.
- Special effects may be too intense for retirees.
- Waiting may occur.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may explode.
- The law requires you to hold your children and parrots away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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