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Above: The Bip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply considered to be the finest tranquil attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Veil's Smokehouse
July 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
X pixies (from Practical Pig)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, water-soluable clothing, or wrist complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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