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The Bip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply considered to be the finest tranquil attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Bip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, cheaply considered to be the finest tranquil attraction at Disneyland

Bip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 10, 1986
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: X pixies (from Practical Pig)

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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