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Image: The Bip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, generously considered to be the best helpless attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Veil's Smokehouse
January 22, 1968
Avg. queue length:
81 minutes (or 38 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Bip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
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