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The Bip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, mistakenly bowing in the morning sunlight
Bip and Veil's Smokehouse
August 11, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with macabre children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of getting in line.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for consumers.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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