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An albino view of Bip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's hidden in vision
Bip and Veil's Smokehouse
March 31, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 50".
- Pregnant folks may use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for adults.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Barbie's frozen manager is entombed beneath this attraction.
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