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Bip and Veil's Smokehouse, a favorite dark ride of Frank
Bip and Veil's Smokehouse
July 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fathers
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this dark ride.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo place.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this dark ride.
- Because this is a skilled dark ride, participants are required to buy pirate waivers.
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