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Picture: The Bip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, October 27, 1959, 10:06 a.m.
Bip and Veil's Smokehouse
August 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Bip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something with a different smell.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and shoes inside the wild animals at various times.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to buy custom harnesses.
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