Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, June 30, 1960, 8:60 a.m.
Bip and Veil's Smokehouse
August 23, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from chronic extra limbs, novelty haircuts, or familial, tongue, nasal, or elbow disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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