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Pictured: The Bip and Tale's Treecottage dark ride at night
Bip and Tale's Treecottage
August 25, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Bip and Tale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this dark ride will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
Policies and Notices
- This dark ride exits into a shop.
- Make sure to maintain your children and opinions within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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