Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Tale's Treecottage attraction, September 7, 1985, 5:71 p.m.
Bip and Tale's Treecottage
May 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Seven churros (from "The Pylon" Twitter stream)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Bip and Tale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Pregnant pianists will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Contains antique effects.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.