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Bip and Tale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Donald Duck
Bip and Tale's Treecottage
September 16, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
Nobody knows what the target audience of Bip and Tale's Treecottage is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, distracting phobias, inappropriate hotness, clown makeup, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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