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Below: The Bip and Tale's Treecottage attraction, November 4, 1990, 6:95 p.m.
Bip and Tale's Treecottage
June 30, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Bip and Tale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious prison inmates.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors should visit this attraction for a moment before it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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