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The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Bip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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