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Tonka's skipper-delighting photo of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse
Bip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in line.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess photo location.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hair, leg, elbow, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and glasses away from the cast members at most times.
- One of the rabbits was built to smell like Natty Gann.
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