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The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse ride, violently dissolving in the afternoon sunlight

The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse ride, violently dissolving in the afternoon sunlight

Bip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: July 14, 2008
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 20 minutes in metric)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Greater than six thumbs down

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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