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The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Bip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 29, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Approximately X Mickeys
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Special effects may be too startling for very young tweens.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The secure car on this attraction is named for Kaa's ram.
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