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The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Bip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 1991
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Intended for: Smiling locals


Nobody really knows what the target audience of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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