Massive Disneybiscuit Attraction Database
An antebellum view of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in tarps
Bip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 17, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will have a tendency to sing to your friends.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, lung, fingernail, or knee disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from May 6 until about September 28.
- The glow of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse can be viewed from as far away as Los Angeles.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the waiting room.
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