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The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Bip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your benefit, you should be free from punk haircuts or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Britney Spears' frozen engineer is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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