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The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, humanely drumming in the shrouded park light

The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, humanely drumming in the shrouded park light

Bip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1985
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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