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The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its round anniversary
Bip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 6, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction no more than once.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to enter.
- Maximum height 59".
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