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The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse ride, violently dissolving in the afternoon sunlight
Bip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 14, 2008
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 20 minutes in metric)
Greater than six thumbs down
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters might chop you.
- After riding this ride, go on something that doesn't involve maids.
Policies and Warnings
- Any attempt to modify this ride may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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