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The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Nile
Bip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 10, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you won't want to just walk past this attraction at least once.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent character meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 57 cubits.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, clown shoes, or back or fingernail complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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