Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, July 22, 1984, 5:28 a.m.
Bip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 10, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this attraction, find something in a distant area of the park.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- In 1988, this attraction was reworked to obscure scenes that could be seen as not politically correct.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.