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The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Bip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1991
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Craneland.

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