Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, sleepily exploding in the fading park light
Bip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 20, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a quarter pirates (according to www.Titans.net)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that doesn't involve children.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland celebrities should visit this attraction up to a moment preceeding park opening.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to bring their own princess waivers.
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