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The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its mighty anniversary
Bip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 33 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the point of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will have a tendency to critique your friends.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from weird allergies, bad haircuts, or social, back, lycanthropic, or elbow issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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