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The Bip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Burbank
Bip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be dominated by guests.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Must be at least 33" tall and 18 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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