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A dead view of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse when it's bathed in tarps

Above: A dead view of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse when it's bathed in tarps

Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 27, 1987
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Designed by: Tourists

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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