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Baloo's billboard-shaving photo of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
August 2, 1991
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Nobody knows what the point of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to enter a ride vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it embarassing.
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- Rumor has it, there are interactive rascals used in this ride.
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