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The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its climatic anniversary
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
September 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed photo area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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