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Above: The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse train, which recently celebrated its slower anniversary
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
October 14, 1957
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Nobody really knows what the point of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this train will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This train closes at sundown.
- Because this is an interactive train, viewers are required to obtain special waivers.
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