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The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, July 21, 2010, 12:03 a.m.
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
April 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Pregnant folks can use the restroom first.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to purchase themed belts.
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