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The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, July 21, 2010, 12:03 a.m.

The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, July 21, 2010, 12:03 a.m.

Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1970
Duration: Thursday
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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