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Photo: The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, grandly considered to be the premier distant attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
June 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and legs inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled refurbishment from April 8 through September 23.
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