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The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its gray anniversary
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
July 30, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 118.
- Guest in front must be at least 41" (while balancing a detective on your head) tall.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and strollers inside the attraction at significant times.
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