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The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, abnormally bouncing in the fading sunlight
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
September 12, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, cast members may make silly comments to you.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate boorishness, '80s haircuts, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
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