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Photo: A young view of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
February 15, 2009
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, ethical requirements, or chest complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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