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The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse attraction during repairs

Below: The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse attraction during repairs

Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 1961
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes

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Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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