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Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse, a favorite attraction of Yale Gracey
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
October 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from finger, stomach, leg, shoulder, or inner ear disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Be sure to maintain your head and strollers within the other guests at most times.
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