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Pictured: The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
July 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After tripping this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- Boredom may occur.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse alternative experience.
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