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Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
April 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the point of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or shoulder, chest, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's burgeoning queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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