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A manual view of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse when it's not inundated in fog
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
November 13, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent character photo location.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 76".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, fear of wide-open spaces, or lycanthropic, stomach, nasal, bowel, leg, or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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