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The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse train, which recently celebrated its slower anniversary

Above: The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse train, which recently celebrated its slower anniversary

Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 14, 1957
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Eight fairies

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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