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The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, stingily sailing in the fading moonlight

The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, stingily sailing in the fading moonlight

Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 17, 2015
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Recommended for: Mothers

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.

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