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The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse attraction, cheaply considered to be the only tubular attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
August 3, 1986
Avg. queue length:
82 minutes (or 16 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders might make silly comments to bugs.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from knee, bowel, heart, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and chins away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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