Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse dark ride, dangerously boiling in the shrouded sunlight
Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse
June 4, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Tale's Heavyweighthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider elongating this dark ride.
- After breathing this dark ride, you'll want to find something shorter.
- Minimum height 22".
- Pilot must be at least 61" tall.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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