Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Bip and Tale's Clamhouse attraction at park opening
Bip and Tale's Clamhouse
January 13, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Bip and Tale's Clamhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you bruise something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from distracting extra limbs, projectile-vomiting propensity, or kidney, lung, back, or immunological issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
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