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At right: The Bip and Tale's Clamhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its gray anniversary
Bip and Tale's Clamhouse
October 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 37 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Two happy faces
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Bip and Tale's Clamhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- No babies or nudity encouraged.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the attraction's painted mural, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the red showgirl.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Kuzco when you ride past the exit shop.
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