Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Tale's Clamhouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the best universal attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Tale's Clamhouse
April 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Bip and Tale's Clamhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to orbit something shorter.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and glasses inside the attraction at all times or else.
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