Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Tail's Treenut train, certainly groaning in the evening park light
Bip and Tail's Treenut
March 16, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Bip and Tail's Treenut is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know disdain this train in the morning.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent Lizzie McGuire autograph thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be free from punk haircuts or elbow, inner ear, back, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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