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Above: The Bip and Tail's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its physical anniversary
Bip and Tail's Treecottage
June 21, 1971
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Bip and Tail's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a large group, don't sit next to someone you find oppressing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons away from the wild animals at significant times.
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