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Photo: Natty Gann's biscuit-howling photo of Bip and Tail's Treecottage
Bip and Tail's Treecottage
December 12, 2004
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Bip and Tail's Treecottage is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- Pregnant folks may use the restroom first.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
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