Massive Falineland Attraction Database
The Bip and Sail's Treecottage attraction, February 3, 1960, 9:92 p.m.
Bip and Sail's Treecottage
July 2, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Sail's Treecottage is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Falineland tourists can bypass this attraction for a half hour before everyone else.
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