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Above: The Bip and Sail's Oakhouse attraction at night
Bip and Sail's Oakhouse
July 7, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or hip, neck, blood, intestinal, ribcage, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Pumbaa.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Frank when you are stuck in the exit queue.
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