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The Bip and Sail's Oakhouse experience as seen from the top of a territory
Bip and Sail's Oakhouse
July 6, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Sail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this experience will be uncomfortable for incoherent prison inmates.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from inexplicable phobias or skin, knee, attention-span, hip, chest, or brain problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During any earthquakes, this experience may become a water experience.
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