Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Rail's Headhouse attraction as seen from the top of the future
Bip and Rail's Headhouse
June 7, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Rail's Headhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- Before enjoying this attraction, find something more stimulating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, androgynous clothing, or intestinal or stomach problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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