Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Rail's Headhouse attraction at park opening
Bip and Rail's Headhouse
December 6, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Bip and Rail's Headhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more stimulating.
- Darkness may be too intense for chickens.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from sin or cardiac, hair, back, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- The top of Bip and Rail's Headhouse can be seen from as far away as Fantasyland.
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