Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Bip and Rail's Gaghouse attraction at park closing
Bip and Rail's Gaghouse
February 10, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Bip and Rail's Gaghouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something less demanding.
- Minimum height 23 joules.
- Maximum IQ 93.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, religious issues, or knee, chest, finger, chin, or blood complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to buy themed harnesses.
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