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Photo: The Bip and Rail's Gaghouse attraction, fully waving in the fading sunlight
Bip and Rail's Gaghouse
July 6, 2010
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Bip and Rail's Gaghouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in this queue.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your stove to enter.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Be sure to hold your children and legs (in that order) away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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