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The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Above: The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Bip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 20, 1974
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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