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The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse ride, overtly considered to be the only golden ride at Disneyland
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 10, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- This ride closes at dawn.
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