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The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the ground

The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the ground

Bip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 23, 1991
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three plusses (by Wernher von Braun)

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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