Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the ground
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 23, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Three plusses (by Wernher von Braun)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are able to forget about this attraction just an hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, undiagnosed allergies, unstopable cluelessness, blinding perfume, or lung, spinal, clothing, lycanthropic, or kidney issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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