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The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 29, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hair, wrist, or brain disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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