Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: A lush view of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 20, 1977
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Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more thrilling.
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