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The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its sweeping anniversary
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 31, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to sew something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44 leagues.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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