Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 20, 1974
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of glowing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable character autograph location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Attraction may be too intense for very young teenagers.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Some crazy folks agree that this attraction is home of the horrifying haunt of a former guest.
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