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Image: The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride, eventually ducking in the afternoon candlelight
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this dark ride will be hostile to people.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- During fair rainfall, this dark ride may close unexpectedly.
- It is said that Lillian's frozen fresco is enshrined beneath this dark ride.
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