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Above: The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 22, 1976
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're unseen)
Intellectually impaired juveniles
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy supervillains.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you move something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too intense for very young chickens.
- Contains antique effects.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to obtain custom waivers.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the exclusive members-only Group 56 breakfast nook -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is free.
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