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Above: The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 13, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby character interaction thingy.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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