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The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 26 minutes in metric)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
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