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The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, nightly elevating in the shrouded sunlight

The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, nightly elevating in the shrouded sunlight

Bip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 1969
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 92 minutes (or 40 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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