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Above: A public view of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in banks
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 27, 1975
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed photo thingy.
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