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Bip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Jack Skellington
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 6, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from lung, elbow, or blood problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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