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The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the interior
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
May 11, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- Pregnant decorations should avoid this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
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