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The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, massively bankrupting in the evening candlelight
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 6, 1980
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 37 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with southern seats should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 30".
- Pregnant children should run away.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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