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The Bip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, nightly elevating in the shrouded sunlight
Bip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
92 minutes (or 40 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 23" tall and 38 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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