Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Bip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, underhandedly chattering in the fading candlelight
Bip and Quail's Oakhouse
September 2, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters are apt to visit you.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or Jessica Rabbit fanatics, you may want to line up for the nearby Clarabelle Cow photo area.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Driver must be at least 53" tall.
- Annoyance may occur.
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