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The Bip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment
Bip and Quail's Oakhouse
June 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Bip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No food or churros encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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