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Below: The Bip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, cheaply choking in the evening sunlight
Bip and Quail's Oakhouse
February 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Bip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to alter something that doesn't involve tanks.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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