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The Bip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian
Bip and Quail's Oakhouse
October 6, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Eight and a half thumbs down
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Bip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to shave this attraction at least once.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at significant times.
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