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The Bip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the ground
Bip and Quail's Oakhouse
March 31, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Bip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Pilot must be at least 48" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from lung, chest, finger, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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