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The Bip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary

Above: The Bip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary

Bip and Quail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1987
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're shaggy)
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Bip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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