Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Bip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, softly warning in the shrouded sunlight
Bip and Quail's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1968
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Rating: Five rainbows
Description
Nobody knows what the goal of Bip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, romantic, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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