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The Bip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, cheaply choking in the evening sunlight

Below: The Bip and Quail's Oakhouse attraction, cheaply choking in the evening sunlight

Bip and Quail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 6, 2002
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Bip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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