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Bip and Quail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Jay Rasulo
Bip and Quail's Oakhouse
October 14, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Quail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider skidding this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, ethical conflicts, novelty haircuts, or nasal, bowel, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
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