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The Bip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of Japan
Bip and Quail's Nuthouse
September 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Bip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
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