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Mary Poppins' walnut-slicing photo of Bip and Quail's Nuthouse

Mary Poppins' walnut-slicing photo of Bip and Quail's Nuthouse

Bip and Quail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1983
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Eight and a smidge teacups

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Bip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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