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Jasmine's son-waiting photo of Bip and Quail's Nuthouse
Bip and Quail's Nuthouse
September 21, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Five and a fraction mice (by Bo Peep)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to disdain this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction's scenery actually reaches under the adjacent attraction.
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