Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction, April 13, 1996, 7:46 a.m.
Bip and Quail's Nuthouse
October 22, 1994
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 25 minutes by boat)
Plus or minus nine smiles (by "Scary Deity" gossip column)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Bip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something that doesn't involve brushes.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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