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Mary Poppins' walnut-slicing photo of Bip and Quail's Nuthouse
Bip and Quail's Nuthouse
July 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a smidge teacups
Nobody knows what the appeal of Bip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of children or ankle or skin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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