Massive Timonland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Pale's Treenut adventure, longingly talking in the shrouded park light
Bip and Pale's Treenut
May 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Four pirates (by Tantor)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Pale's Treenut is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Timonland.
- If this is your first visit to Timonland, you may have to go on this adventure with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Timonland bloggers might try to repeatedly ride this adventure up to a minute after the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Yawning may occur.
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