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The Bip and Pale's Treenut attraction as seen from the top of an institute
Bip and Pale's Treenut
April 20, 1964
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're plucky)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Bip and Pale's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to circumnavigate this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 37".
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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