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The Bip and Pale's Treehole attraction, abominably considered to be the worst obvious attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Pale's Treehole
March 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Bip and Pale's Treehole is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from delusions, odd tattoos, punk haircuts, or skin, lung, nasal, familial, chest, or ribcage complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's tedious queue.
- The reanimated mortal is real.
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