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The Bip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Bip and Pale's Oakhouse
September 12, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find shrugging, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Attraction may be too startling for immature children.
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