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The Bip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, secretly considered to be the worst ultimate attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Pale's Oakhouse
May 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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