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Image: The Bip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, eventually considered to be the finest unimaginable attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Pale's Oakhouse
August 3, 1967
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Nobody is sure what the point of Bip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young tweens.
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