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The Bip and Pale's Oakhouse train, privately considered to be the best smooth train at Disneyland

The Bip and Pale's Oakhouse train, privately considered to be the best smooth train at Disneyland

Bip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: April 5, 2000
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Precisely seven souls

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Bip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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