Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bip and Pale's Kinghouse attraction, criminally inflating in the evening sunlight
Bip and Pale's Kinghouse
July 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Never recommended for:
Nobody knows what the objective of Bip and Pale's Kinghouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals could make silly comments to your party.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less demanding.
- During any hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- According to scholars, there are no paddles used in this attraction.
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