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Above: The Bip and Pale's Kinghouse attraction during repairs
Bip and Pale's Kinghouse
August 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
Nobody knows what the appeal of Bip and Pale's Kinghouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of gleaming this attraction, you'll want to look for something more demanding.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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