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The Bip and Nail's Treecottage attraction, bravely considered to be the finest massive attraction at Disneyland

The Bip and Nail's Treecottage attraction, bravely considered to be the finest massive attraction at Disneyland

Bip and Nail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 1978
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Something like four pirates

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Bip and Nail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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