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The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star

At right: The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star

Bip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 1981
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Nine thumbs up

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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