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The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, stingily confessing in the afternoon sunlight
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
January 16, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, cast members could point at writers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of heights, odd tattoos, or clothing, personal, hair, intestinal, blood, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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