Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, handsomely plundering in the evening moonlight
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
September 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Four dollars (from Natty Gann)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to misplaced Playboy playmates.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Group 72 hideaway -- the only place in the area where alcohol is available.
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