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The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, obviously grabbing in the evening park light

The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, obviously grabbing in the evening park light

Bip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1976
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Four princesses

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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