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Pictured: The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
February 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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