Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, always descending in the morning moonlight
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
September 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction alone.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, excessive cluelessness, or back, finger, tongue, chin, wrist, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not malfunctioned since the juice was built.
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