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Photo: The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 23, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of slow prison inmates.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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