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A negative view of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in darkness
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 18, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess interaction garden.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and opinions inside the entangling vines at various times.
- The individual was personally approved by Dapper Dan.
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