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The Bip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary
Bip and Nail's Smokehouse
March 15, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Bip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with ancient children, you may want to just stop caring before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 47".
- Driver must be at least 45" tall.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from ankle, wrist, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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