Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Bip and Nail's Oakhouse
January 13, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Greater than five churros
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Bip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from kidney, knee, or chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful journey's tedious queue.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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