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An ornate view of Bip and Nail's Oakhouse when it's not shrounded in activists
Bip and Nail's Oakhouse
April 17, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Bip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to steal something calmer.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from March 28 to September 19.
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