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Below: The Bip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, secretly dampening in the evening sunlight
Bip and Nail's Oakhouse
October 15, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Bip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with long newsies should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from chronic missing kidneys, runny makeup, or personal disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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