Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, June 24, 1996, 10:77 a.m.
Bip and Nail's Oakhouse
January 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Bip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something longer.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hip, elbow, stomach, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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