Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bip and Male's Treehut attraction during construction
Bip and Male's Treehut
May 29, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Bip and Male's Treehut is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Pregnant tables should run away.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions of grandure, unexplained missing kidneys, or fingernail, personal, or lung complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your children and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at appropriate times.
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