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The Bip and Male's Planthouse attraction as seen from the top of the south
Bip and Male's Planthouse
March 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Greater than three trees
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Male's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Valiant Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to long for this attraction just a moment before its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- Annoyance may occur.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- This attraction's show building actually reaches below the adjacent attraction.
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