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The Bip and Male's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its kinetic anniversary
Bip and Male's Planthouse
June 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Bip and Male's Planthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable Paul Pressler autograph place.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as a toilet to keep your eyes open.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from finger, hair, hip, or knee problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Minnie Mouse.
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