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The Bip and Kale's Treenest attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best cool attraction at Disneyland
Bip and Kale's Treenest
April 14, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Bip and Kale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for tourists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to enjoy this .
- Must be at least 36" tall and 32 years old to ride sober.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, dietary objections, novelty haircuts, overdone shoes, or back, liver, chin, lycanthropic, or leg complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and archaeologists inside the wild animals at various times.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no wings used in this attraction.
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