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The Bip and Kale's Treenest attraction at night
Bip and Kale's Treenest
August 28, 1978
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 34 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Bip and Kale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or heart, brain, wrist, leg, nasal, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- It is said that Ichabod Crane's frozen king is kept beneath this attraction.
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