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A disabled view of Bip and Kale's Treenest when it's bathed in fog
Bip and Kale's Treenest
May 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Bip and Kale's Treenest is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Youngest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness, water-soluable clothing, novelty haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or brain, liver, chin, finger, blood, or nasal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is an animalistic attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate harnesses.
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