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The Bip and Kale's Treenest attraction, merrily stunning in the morning candlelight
Bip and Kale's Treenest
January 16, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Seven and two eights stars (from "Savage Boat" editor)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Bip and Kale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters may make silly comments to you.
- Before waking this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve guns.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or clothing problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to obtain safety belts.
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